The return of Bostock: Should we care?

Written by Dan Cooper

Let's just admit it, we all love a pantomime villain. At Palace we've had our fair share over the years – Iain Dowie, Kevin Miller and Steve Bruce are just a few of the misguided souls who've experienced the full power of both barrels from the Holmesdale. When Hull City travel to SE25 for a crucial bottom of the table clash on Saturday, a young man by the name of John Bostock can expect to cement his place on that ever-growing list of Crystal Palace anti-heroes. The return of the Palace loyalist turned traitor is long overdue, and it's safe to say that many Palace fans have been licking their lips at the prospect.

There was of course a time when things seemed very different. When a 15 year old Bostock made his debut for Palace back at the start of 2008, it all seemed too good to be true. Here was a kid coveted by Europe's finest, bossing a Championship midfield for 20 minutes as if it was the easiest thing in the world. And just when it seemed like it couldn't get any better, suddenly we find out that he's a season ticket holding Palace fanatic – a footballing prodigy whose sole aspiration was to captain the Palace to future glory. Could it all be true? Well, yes actually, according to the man – sorry, boy – himself. In a gushing interview with SE25 magazine Bostock spoke extensively of his love of Palace, of how he wouldn't want to be anywhere else and of how, as a season ticket holder since the age of five, he had always preferred to ignore the advances of of the big boys. After that...well, you all know the story. As news filtered through of his abdication to Spurs, the message boards were soon bursting at the seams with anti-Bostock sentiment, much of which wasn't concerned with holding back. But as the c-bombs and wishes of career ending injuries endlessly rained down, it was hard not to feel a little bit uncomfortable with the sheer volume of undiluted vitriol aimed at a bloke who was, to all intents and purposes, barely out of nappies.

Bostock's proclamations of love for Palace – made mere months before his acrimonious departure – were undoubtedly ill-advised, but many fans seem to forget that, at 15 years of age, he was still very much a child. Can anyone reading this article really claim that they never made an error of judgement at that age? And yes, his retrospective comments regarding his 'stagnation' at Palace and the mismatch between our footballing philosophy and his future development were particularly tough to stomach. Put simply, Bostock isn't without his foibles; publicly lambasted by Harry Redknapp for his poor attitude after a disappointing stint on loan at Brentford last year, he certainly seems to lean a little too far towards the arrogant end of self-confidence at times. Soon after his departure, rumours regarding his apparent unpopularity on the training ground began to circulate – not surprising when you consider that Hull's players have taken to calling him 'Boss-man', a nod to his 'me, me, me!' tendencies which allegedly shine through both on and off the pitch. But rather than wasting time spitting bile at a kid who's still barely allowed in his local, as football fans we should surely be aiming the vitriol squarely at a the real villains, of whom – as if we needed any reminding - there are many. Chief among these are the men who continue to preside over a system in this country that allows promising young kids from the lower leagues to be cherry picked by the Premier League seemingly at will, with smaller clubs being strong armed into accepting risible sums of money to 'compensate' for years of player development. Only last week, an article on Palace's very own Steve Parish in the Evening Standard discussed ongoing plans for a fixed compensation package which, if implemented, would effectively allow Premier League teams to pillage lower league academies whilst simultaneously leaving the affected clubs without any room for compensation negotiation. For a clubs like ours who, in an admirable attempt to live within their means (we'll ignore the two administrations) seek to develop talent from within, such plans could be devastating. Against the backdrop of yet another dismal major tournament showing from England, the flagrant stockpiling of English youngsters by the Premiership elite becomes all the more depressing.


Two years after leaving Palace, no doubt with promises of untold riches and celebrity hobnobbing still ringing in his years, could anyone claim that John Bostock's career has developed to any significant degree? Bostock's apparent betrayal of his boyhood club may well stick in the throat, but I find it hard to conjure up that much disdain for a misguided kid who was woefully ill-advised by a whole host of people who are old enough to know much, much better. Let's not forget that some of those closest to him can have the very dubious honour of being included within this group. Indeed, in many ways my overriding emotion is one of pity – like many others before him, Bostock has been led wildly astray by the 'instant success, get-rich-quick' fallacy pedalled by many Premier League clubs as a core part of their acquisition strategy. As long as the vultures are allowed to infiltrate other clubs' academies without so much of a sniff of regulation, then we can all expect to see many more John Bostocks added to the scrapheap of young English talent over the next few years.

Luckily for John, all is certainly not lost. Blessed with bags of talent and an almost disconcerting level of self belief, John Bostock is a player who still has a very real chance of carving out a hugely successful career at the highest level. That said, the success of his career from here on in should be of little interest to Palace fans – Bostock may be gone, but the seemingly never ending conveyor belt of talent being churned out of our academy should give every Palace fan cause for great optimism. Still stuck in the bottom three and with injuries mounting up, this is a team that needs the fans focussed on getting behind them. So rather than wasting time on some Hull City player, why not raise the roof for a crop of local lads who really know what it is to wear the red and blue with pride. Apart from anything else, I've got a sneaky suspicion that it'll show Bostock exactly what he's been missing these last two years.


Top 5 Palace loans...and 5 that weren't great

Written by Guest Blogger

In the wake of James Vaughan's hat-trick home debut since arriving on loan from Everton (we'll ignore the red card at Derby), FYP dives into the nostalgia box and has a look at five loanees that impressed, and five that didn't so much.

Dan Cooper get remembering...

5 of the best…

Ashley Cole

On loan from: Arsenal
Position: Left-back
Season signed: 1999-2000
Last spotted: in every tabloid newspaper, every week.

Along with Jose Mourinho, a handful of tabloid editors and, er, no-one else, Palace fans display that most uncommon of traits - we actually like Cashley. No, scratch that, we REALLY like Cashley. See, long before the days of Cheryl, ludicrous wage demands and questionable mobile phone usage, Ashley Cole was young, hungry and - most importantly - churning out top notch performances in red and blue. Arriving on loan from Arsenal during the admin season of 1999/2000, he took little time winning over the Selhurst faithful with a string of outstanding performances at left-back. But whilst his great defensive work and marauding runs up the left flank gave us plenty to admire, it was his very genuine hunger for the fight which really endeared him to the fans. Well, that and his infamous Selhurst howitzer against Blackburn.  Consistent douchebaggery may well have defined his more recent years, but his contribution to the Palace will live long in the memory. Just keep it in your trousers, eh Ash?

Gonzalo Sorondo

On loan from: Inter Milan
Position: Centre-back
Season signed: 2004-2005
Last spotted: plying his trade for Brazilian side Defensor

Along with cult hero / injury prone disaster (delete as appropriate) Nicola Ventola, Gonzalo saw sense and swapped the drab surroundings of Milan for the sun, sea and sights of Thornton Heath at the beginning of the 2004/2005 Premiership campaign. The Uruguayan international followed the oft-travelled route from the San Siro to Selhurst off the back of a successful season loan at Belgian giants Standard Liege, and it didn't take long for him to cement his place at the heart of Iain Dowie's (much over-worked) back four. Despite our eventual relegation, his performances were consistently impressive – particularly praiseworthy when one remembers that he was frequently partnered at the back by OneSize. That’s no mean achievement folks.

Jose Fonte

On loan from: Benfica
Position: Centre-back
Season signed: 2007-2008
Last spotted: batting below his average with league 1 Southampton

Peter Taylor's incumbency yielded few positives, but the loan capture of Benfica’s Fonte was an undoubted masterstroke, with the Portu-geezer quickly injecting a much needed dose of culture into the Palace back four. Jose’s early performances had the majority of Palace fans calling for his permanent signature, which duly arrived in the following close season. Few Palace loanees have developed into successful permanent signings, but José certainly bucked that trend, going on to enjoy a further two seasons as a mainstay of the Palace rearguard. His contributions on the pitch will be fondly remembered, but surely his finest Palace moment came in the all-together less salubrious surroundings of Norwood boozer The Albion. Upon receiving a much deserved player of the year award from the Holmesdale Fanatics, he delivered a sterling acceptance speech through a knackered old amp, before seeing off a sambucca with the assembled masses. Legendary status secured.

Paul Stewart

On loan from: Liverpool
Position: Striker
Season signed: 1993-1994
Last spotted: selling advertising space at football grounds. Apparently.

Say what you want about Alan Smith, but his decision to bring in Paul Stewart during the title winning season of 1993-1994 was a very canny move indeed. Stewart’s goal return for Palace – 3 in 18 appearances – can be best described as modest, but his overall contribution to on the pitch matters was righty viewed by fans as being integral to that year’s promotion push. Stewart added guile and experience to a near unbeatable side, helping Armstrong, Salako, Southgate and co to push the title over the line.

Mikael Forssell

On loan from: Chelsea
Position: Striker
Season signed: 2000-2001
Last spotted: getting on dis ting in the Bundesliga with Hannover 96

Everyone’s second favourite Palace Finn, Forssell’s always been a popular character at Selhurst. It’s therefore easy to forget that his initial goal-shy performances were far from convincing, to the extent that Palace looked to cut short the loan agreement, a move which was blocked by parent-club Chelsea. There are few things to thank Chelsea for in this world, but that particular decision worked brilliantly in Palace’s favour. Forssell found form soon after, forging a fantastic relationship with Clinton and bagging a number of crucial goals during a nerve shredding run-in, none more so than his 17th minute strike away at Pompey in a must-win end of season clash. And let’s face it, even if he’d been unfathomably gash, he’d still get in this list by virtue of the fact that he looks a tiny bit like Aki.

5 ‘thanks….but no thanks’

Amir Karic

On loan from: Ipswich Town
Position: Left-back
Season signed: 2001-2002
Last spotted: tearing up the Slovenian second division. No, seriously.

Most football fans have had to put up with their fair share of dross over the years, but every now and then, a player comes along who is so gloriously rubbish that you just have to sit back, relax and revel in the sheer ineptitude of it all. For Palace’s finest example of this well-documented phenomenon, look no further than Slovenian left-back Amir Karic. His third and final Palace appearance has become the stuff of legend, with the hapless loanee being hauled off after only 30 dismal minutes of action. I say dismal, but such was the brilliantly clown-like nature of his performance, it’s become something of a perversely fond memory for many Palace fans, this one included. Amazingly, Karic managed to drag his travelling circus onto the biggest of stages, gracing both Euro 2000 and World Cup 2002 with his seemingly bottomless pit of footballing nonsense. For that at least, the man deserves credit.

Matthew Upson

On loan from: Arsenal
Position: Centre-back
Season signed: 2000-2001
Last spotted: heading for the Championship with the Hammers.

To say that Matthew Upson is one of the 5 worst players ever to be loaned to Palace is of course outrageously harsh. However, when you look at the context of his wider career both pre and post Palace, it’s difficult to view his brief period with us as anything other than disappointing. Upson arrived at Palace with a big reputation, but did little to turn the growing hype into fan-pleasing performances. The informed opinion is that he was carrying a persistent injury for the duration of his loan spell at Selhurst, which perhaps should be blamed for a string of sloppy performances at the heart of a porous back four. Given that Upson went on to carve out a successful Premiership career (with more than a few international caps to his name too, most recently during a toe curlingly dreadful World Cup campaign), it’s no surprise that Palace fans still feel bit short-changed by his brief loan spell. Should have been good, but just somehow wasn’t.

Franck Songo'o

On loan from: Portsmouth
Position: Winger
Season signed: 2007-2008
Last spotted: doing surprisingly well in La Liga with Real Sociedad

Just...bizarre. Franck arrived on loan from Pompey in the midst of Neil Warnock's post-Taylor rebuilding period and immediately showed that he possessed, well, none of the qualities you'd expect from a Colin signing. All tricks and no end product, the Cameroonian flicked, juggled and backheeled his way around the Selhurst turf without ever posing the slightest threat to the oppo's onion bag. Much to the surprise of no-one, Mr Songo'o was quickly sent packing back to the South Coast, no doubt nailing a couple of killer stepovers as he went. We've seen far worse signings over the years, but Franck nabs his spot in the top 5 simply for the sheer strangeness of it all. File under 'odd'.

Paul Dickov

On loan from: Manchester City
Position: Striker
Season signed: 2007-2008
Last spotted: dishing out x-rated half time rollockings as manager of League 1 Oldham Athletic

One of the many low-points of Peter Taylor’s stint in the Palace hotseat, the signing of the notoriously surly Scot in late 2007 did little to excite a home crowd already suffering near fatal levels of boredom every other Saturday. To be fair to Dickov, he pretty much did what was expected of him – sadly for us, that mainly involved unleashing foul mouthed tirades at anyone within spitting distance and not scoring any goals. After six goalless games in the red and blue, he was swiftly dispatched from whence he came. Dickov once described his main strength as ‘giving defenders pain’. Swap ‘pain’ for ‘an easy afternoon and a mild case of earache’ and you’ve pretty much summed up his Palace career. Pointless.

Trevor Benjamin

On loan from: Leicester City
Position: Striker
Season signed: 2000-2001
Last spotted: player-managing non league side Morpeth Town

One of the 6,324 clubs where big Trev plied his trade over the years, Palace wasn’t a happy hunting ground for the journeyman striker. To be fair, he did manage to hit the back of the net once in his 6 games here, with a solitary, scrappy strike against Bradford to his name. However, his lumbering performances up top are the abiding memory for me, contributing to the sort of football that makes you not only lose faith in the beautiful game, but in the very concept of living itself. Interestingly, then Leicester manager Peter Taylor once shelled out 1.3 million big ones to secure the services of Mr Benjamin. I’d love to say I’m surprised, but….