Quotes from Hodgson and Eze suggest a more expansive style for Crystal Palace

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Palace fans got their first glimpse of the Eagles since the end of July as Roy Hodgson's men kicked off their 20/21 pre-season witha a 3-0 win over Charlton.

Decked in their new red and blue arrow kit, which to be honest looks less and less offensive with each outing, Palace cruised to a comfortable win over Jonny Williams and co as the countdown to the new Premier League season ebbs away quickly.

It was also the first chance we had to see new signing Ebere Eze in action and the game and the 22-year-old subsequent quotes afterwards offered  a hint perhaps that Hodgson may be tempted to move away from his tried-and-tested pragmatic approach to something more expansive.

Large chunks of the Eagles faithful have been critical of Hodgson for a while for being too defensive with the likes of Wilfried Zaha, Andros Townsend, Max Meyer and the like at his disposal, while opposing voices have suggsted his attacking options are, in fact, few and far between.

The arrival of QPR playmaker Eze for a reported £12.5million signals a move towards a younger, more attack-minded squad for Hodgson to choose from and the starting formation against Charlton could be a sign of things to come.

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Eze started on the left of a narrow four-man midfield alongside Jairo Riedewald, James McArthur and Townsend, with Zaha partering Jordan Ayew up top. Eze played the Ruben Loftus-Cheek role as Hodgson deployed a similar appraoch to when he had the Chelsea loanee available and the likes of Yohan Cabaye in midfield.

Wearing number 39, Eze shone against the Addicks and admitted afterwards Hodgson had given him the freedom to drift inside, exactly as he had with Loftus-Cheek three years ago. 

"I know that [roaming] is what the manager wants me to do, he wants me to link-up and feel free to go where I want to go and where I feel comfortable - which is obviously inside, Eze told Palace TV. "But it gives me a license to be free, which is good.

He added: "Linking with the attacking players was fun, it was good for me to get my fitness up and it’s just been a good performance.

"[Zaha is] an amazing player. It’s good to play with guys like him and guys of his quality, because they see things others don’t see and it makes life a lot easier for yourself."

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This hint at a more free-flowing approach, something Hodgson that isn't Hodgson's default setting but he isn't afriad to play when he has the options available to him, was also somthing the 73-year-old manager hinted at when Eze was confirmed as a Palace player on Friday. 

"We’re really pleased to be able to welcome Eberechi Eze to the club," Hodgson said. "He’s a player that we have followed and admired for a long time now, and a player who has enormous potential to build on the last two fine seasons he’s had at Queens Park Rangers which has also resulted in him breaking in to the England Under-21s squad.

"Alongside recent signing Nathan Ferguson, we are assembling the pieces of our jigsaw with regard to bringing in some fresh, young players to our squad who will provide the quality and energy we have highlighted as being necessary for us to take the next steps forward.

"He is an ambitious and dedicated young man whose future looks extremely bright. I am delighted that it will be with us."

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EB AND FLOW: What Palace can expect from Eze - from a QPR fan's perspective

Is that jigsaw that Hodgson mentions a new expansive approach, something the Palace fans have been crying out for? Potentially but as Roy has mentioned before, approach does tend to depend  on the opposition so don't expect to see free-flowing, expansive football against the Top 6 but if Palace start the season well that could well be the appraoch he takes against those teams below us in the table.

Against Charlton, where the Eagles played some superb one-touch football, topped off with a trademark mazy run and finish from Zaha, Hodgson was happy with that he saw: "I thought the first-half saw some really excellent football played and some really good goal chances created," he told Palace TV.

"All credit to Charlton - it wasn’t so much that we were guilty of really bad misses, it was more a question of the goalkeeper or defenders making an incredible save or block. We were actually getting the strikes away and asking a lot of questions.

And on Eze's performance, with those drifting RLC-style runs off the flank, Hodgson added: "He was excellent in the first-half. It was as if he’s been with us longer than one day and one day’s training. His understanding of the position was very good... It was a very promising debut for the team. I don’t think he did very much wrong at all and, like the other forwards, he got in for plenty of goal chances and shots at goal. We’re looking forward to working with him."

We might finally be getting what we have been asking for.


 

Rating Crystal Palace's Premier League managers since 2013

Written by Toby Kinder

Having written last week about our Nothing’s Ever Good Enough tendency, I got to thinking about the managers we’ve had during our unprecedented current spell in the Premier League (not including Keith Millen), and whether the way that history has judged them tells us anything about where we should be looking post-Roy.

Ian Holloway

I remember being at Leicester in October of the promotion season, seeing one of the most complete Palace performances I’d ever seen away from home. Lennie Lawrence and Curtis Fleming were in temporary charge. Our winning run continued uninterrupted as Lennie, then Curtis, went off to join the Freedman revolution. At the start of November, Holloway was announced as the new boss. We beat Ipswich 5-0 under the floodlights to go top.

We said ‘all you’ve got to do, Ollie, is put your feet up, and say ‘carry on doing that lads’’. By the return match at Portman Road in April, we were devoid of all inspiration, stripped of any width, thoroughly outclassed 3-0 by the Tractors, and we sneaked into the playoffs on the last day. Incredibly, for a man whose managerial prowess was 50% quotability and 50% self-aggrandisement, he managed to get his tactics right for us twice; Brighton away in the playoff semi, and Watford in the final.

For those that like activity in the transfer market, that summer was great. For those interested in having an extended spell in the Premier League, it was an utter disaster. Thankfully, he was gone by October. The legend persisted; my Millwall mates were genuinely blown away that he decided to join them 3 months later. ‘There’s only one place he’s taking you lot’ I warned. I was spot on. ​2/10

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Tony Pulis

‘We get Pulis here, I’ll eat my hat’ said my gobby neighbour in the Holmesdale. But thanks to Parish perseverance, we did. And no, reader, he didn’t. The impact was almost immediate, with a couple of crucial clean-sheet wins in December. Scott Dann brought some real nous to the back four in January. We were a long way from accomplished, but stopped looking like primary kids on secondary open day. Then came Terry’s own goal, and that fabulous run of 6 wins which guaranteed us another PL season, culminating in Crystanbul.

Pulis has his own schtick; the ‘in the gym at 6am every day, and praying at the Catholic church Sunday’ asceticism has served his own reputation well, but don’t tell me that you didn’t enjoy the fourth centre-back being brought on to protect a 1-0 in the 87th, or that the cynical time-wasting isn't very funny when it’s your lot doing it? And...boring? I don’t think Yala has had more fun than the second half of that season. At Goodison, in the replayed game that secured safety, I swear he put his foot on the ball, said to Baines ‘I’m going to push the ball past you, then we’ll sprint for it’ and did exactly that. You’d have thought Glen Johnson might have noticed.

Cameron Jerome was the unsung hero of that Pulis era; never has a man worked so hard for so little personal reward, but he encapsulated the ethos of that dogged, scrappy team of fighters that gave us the basis for everything good that’s happened since. By the way, controversialists, I really like the red & blue halved shirt. ​8/10

Neil Warnock

The return of the old fraud himself. Another whose media-friendly persona always guarantees a warm welcome, he also knows how to press all the right buttons for the fans. Unfortunately, he;s a piss-poor Premier League manager, managing to take the regimented unit Pulis had created, add to it the returning Wilfried Zaha, and turn it into something close to the shambles Holloway left us with.

It says something about Liverpool’s resurgence since Klopp joined them that we managed to beat them 3-1 in some comfort (and a lot of rain) under Warnock’s leadership. Emblematic player of that era? Kevin Doyle. ​2/10

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Alan Pardew

In many ways, the hardest of all our PL managers to rate, simply because there was so much light before the shade. His arrival that January felt like a proper homecoming. A home win against Spurs followed. The season played out in what was to become a familiarly streaky pattern, but the home win against City, and the by-now obligatory defeat of Liverpool at Anfield were classic Palace. We even managed to go up two places in the table by winning 1-0 on the last day, earning £4m in the process. Golden bollocks?

The legendary Pards ego was on top form over the summer. On 10 July this year, my daughter said to me ‘and what was happening 5 years ago today, Dad?’. I thought long and hard. ‘Yes! We signed Cabaye!’. ‘Err yes...but it was my graduation..’. Of course. But we were buzzing with ambition, and hadn’t yet realised what this would mean for many of those who’d formed the basis of the previous three years’ success. I was at Norwich on the first day to see Johann score in a comprehensive 3-1. We won twice more in August, including at Stamford Bridge. Right up until December we were flirting with the European places, and it really felt we’d arrived. A whole year with the same manager, himself a Palace legend; what could possibly go wrong?

We all know the answers to that. Alienation of all the key dressing-room characters. Three months without a league win, offset by a fortuitous cup run that just kept the feelgood tap running. Until that f***ing dance...The following season saw him decide that the answer was to be more Pardew. Inexplicable substitutions, chasing wins when a draw would suffice, the Swansea debacle...following a great September, where we reached 8th having not won our first three, there was only one way it was going to end. Never has the fable of Icarus been more apposite. I guess for all the obvious reasons. Connor Wickham sums up his stint. ​5/10

Sam Allardyce

Undoubtedly the author of our best transfer window; PVA, Luka and Schluppy plus Sakho on loan, but there’s an instant emptiness as a supporter of a Big Sam club. It really is all about him. Despite some incredible highs - the 3-0 at Selhurst v Arsenal was a sublime night that summed up everything we love about Palace - given the squad he had, there were some utterly absurd lows. And the inevitability of his departure was signalled early when he indicated the need for £30m full-backs. His end-of-season words on the pitch in May were laughable in their perfunctory shallowness. Not our kind of boss. Signature player; Mamadou Sakho. ​4/10

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Frank De Boer

The great enigma. There’s no question as to his utter unsuitability for us. It appears from his work elsewhere, that indeed, his ego may well be the factor that prevents him ever becoming the respected international coach he clearly longs to be. Pinging a 40-yard free-kick on to the crossbar, then turning to your players and saying ‘do that’ may work on some motivational level for a certain type of player, but Damien Delaney will just go to the chairman and say ‘this fella’s an arse’.

As the Roy Must Go voices gather together their wit, wisdom and grammar guides for September, I am still utterly bemused by the ease with which almost any foreign name can be thrown into the ring without any appraisal of this calamitous episode. Without doubt the very worst managerial appointment made since the Coppell era. Three years down the line, Jairo Riedewald might just turn out to be his one good bequest. ​0/10

Roy Hodgson

And here be dragons...I’ll lay my cards on the table; in the circumstances we’re in, the very best manager this football club could have. Respected, competent, never knowingly oversold, gets the 37 bus home after winning at the Etihad. From where he began with us, three further mid-table finishes is exemplary. Yes, his conservatism can be stifling. Yes, his unwillingness to use substitutes can be baffling.

But it would be a very sad day for me was he to leave in any way other than one of his own making. As I write, we’ve confirmed Eze, and are expecting at least one more forward signing. We know from games like that demolition of Leicester at the end of 18/19 that Hodgson sides really can play football, and when they do, it can be exhilarating. ​7/10

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Managerial eras are deceptive. A couple of great nights can easily blind your memory to whatever godawful numbness you felt on a sub-zero night in SE25 as we lost without fight or inspiration. The stats say Pulis was the best of our PL managers on 42.86%. But Pardew is only just behind on 40.23%, and I'm guessing few would rank him there. Similarly, Roy is at 34.43% behind Allardyce on 37.50%, but would many prefer to have the wine-pint-drinking kimono-wearing con-man at the helm here?

I hope Roy survives 20/21. For me, now, it’s about managing the start of the post-Wilf era, and leaving a blueprint for the next man to build from. And the identity of that next man? I make no apology for reminding all my mates pre-FDB that Warnock had recommended Chris Wilder to Parish. I thought he looked like the ideal man for our bench; you could say we went slightly the other way. If we want to stay in the PL, I’d be very nervous about going down the stone-washed German route. Wagner and Farke seem like great blokes, but they both got their clubs relegated. Like it or not, clubs do have DNA. I really can’t see past Dyche.


 

Where does Ebere Eze fit in at Crystal Palace? A tactical analysis of Roy Hodgson's options

Written by David Manley

A million “Announce Eze” tweets later Palace have finally done exactly that. Eberechi Eze has made all the right noises about being excited to be at Palace, being in the Premier League and wanting to entertain our fans.

For many the most interesting point he makes on his obligatory “First Interview” is being excited by the project and his position in that project. That begs the question where does a Number 10 like Eze fit in a team that hasn’t played with one for a long time?

Yohan Cabaye was supposed to be one we thought but he turned into a defensive midfielder with an eye for a pass. Max Meyer was the next but he’s never really done it for us and if the manager is to be believed doesn’t actually want to play there.

If you were to ask the layman what formation Palace play most would say 4-3-3 but since Andros Townsend’s form went off the boil that hasn’t really been the case. It’s often been more of a lopsided 4-4-2 with the only real change being where in the system Zaha plays and whether Ayew or Benteke is the spearhead. It’s certainly been the case though that we haven’t consistently played with a number 10 since Puncheon departed and even then, he was a converted winger.

Historically Roy Hodgson has always been a 4-4-2 man and back several years ago the number 10 was deemed to be the more creative influence alongside the goal scoring number 9. Modern football has morphed that role somewhat into usually being the middle man of the 3 in a 4-2-3-1 formation – this is the role that Eze has starred in while at Queens Park Rangers. Comments from their fans, who seem genuinely please for him getting a Premier League move, have indicated that were Palace to try to play him out wide we would be losing a significant part of his game – ball carrying and passing is his game and perhaps he doesn’t have the electric pace to cause a problem for the top Premier League fullbacks.

So how can Palace tweak their current system to accommodate Eze without losing the defensive solidity that we’ve based our survival on over the last few seasons. Simply you can’t – there has to be a bit of give and take and an understanding that to add in a more offensive player means you lose a defensive one but also the old adage of attack being the best form of defensive can come into play. More attacking and creative players means more possession and more attack and maybe don’t need to defend quite as much.

The most obvious formation to choose would be the 4-2-3-1 which is also the one implemented by QPR most often last season. However, there’s no getting away from it, this means 4 attacking players on the pitch. Not something Roy Hodgson has generally entertained since Ruben Loftus-Cheek and Michy Batshuayi left.

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Having Eze interlink with Zaha, Townsend and Ayew sounds exciting – throw Ryan Fraser in too and that’s a lot of creative ability. Equally with a more conventional front man teams aren’t going to be able to double mark Zaha like they have done in recent years without opening gaps that Eze should be able to exploit more than our current crop of midfielders have been able to. Meyer was supposed to do that but just never has. The supply lines into that forward man could finally be opened up.

Of course, Roy might prefer to keep his 3 defensive midfielders while also trying to accommodate Eze and the way he might do that does go against Palace norms of having wide players. Four options here are the largely interchangeable 4-2-2-2, 4-4-2 Diamond, 4-4-2 Narrow and 4-3-2-1. The resources don’t change but the starting positions do.

The 4-3-2-1 Christmas tree formation has largely been consigned to history but would allow the selection of 3 defensive midfielders and allowing Zaha and Eze to provide the flair and creativity to feed a central striker. The key here would be allowing the fullbacks to get forward enough to provide the width allowing the attacking players to avoid having to drift wide. While I don’t doubt that Van Aanholt (or Mitchell) and Ferguson could perform the role I’m not sure if our aged centre backs would benefit from a system that forces them into a less narrow defensive shape which has served us so well.

A 4-2-2-2 formation still requires the fullbacks to get forward to provide the width but allows for one of the midfielders – James McArthur or someone like a Conor Gallagher to get further forward alongside Eze. Zaha is then pushed further ahead alongside the striker. A 4-4-2 Diamond might find a balance that moves slightly more to the attacking and opens up avenues for Jeff Schlupp to come into the side on the left and a similar player on the right.

it would be fairly easy to shift between these last few formations without changing the personnel but often the choice of formation is a sign of intent. You can tell the same set of players they’re playing 4-5-1 or 4-3-3 and it largely makes no difference other than the expectation of the wide men is set as to whether you’re focussed on offensive or defensive duties – too often recently our play has been too much of the latter to the near total dereliction of the former.

Perhaps the most likely contender for a formation picked by Roy Hodgson would be the Narrow 4-4-2 with Eze occupying the same role that Ruben Loftus Cheek did.

In my opinion this seems like the place we’ll probably see him play to start but also potentially the most disappointing use of his talents. RLC was the total package as midfielders go and could do it all – pushing him too far forward almost diminished his defensive abilities, eye for a long raking pass and ability to stride down the pitch but Eze isn’t the same player. When given a less central role at QPR he often went missing in games and I feel he might end up being as largely ineffective there as Meyer has been if used here.

The final wildcard formation I’ve picked is one that has often been suggested by Palace fans but once AWB left has generally been ignored due to the lack of a right-hand side option.

All the rage 20 years ago this formation disappeared almost completely but has had a resurrection and is used by some of the most exciting and progressive teams in the league – Wolves in particular manage to play 3 centre backs while still accommodating an exciting winger. There’s little doubt that Van Aanholt could flourish as a left wing back and if Ferguson could offer the same on the other flank we could banish worries of a slow and cumbersome pair of centre backs by simply adding another one.

Eze would fit in here ahead of the other two more defensive midfielders and provided we were able to get on the front foot he should get plenty of the ball and also have plenty of passing options made available. However, as a formation that doesn’t start with a 4, I’m not sure it’s something Roy would ever contemplate but should things change then there is definitely some merit in considering it.

In summary, we certainly have the personnel to allow us to play formations that will allow Eberechi Eze to play in a position that suits him and allows us to get the most out of him. The biggest question is whether we have a manager who is flexible enough to play one of those formations.


 

Crystal Palace Transfer Activity Pivots to Address Goal Drought

Written by Robert Sutherland

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Crystal Palace's transfer activity is, from everything that's been reported so far, focused almost exclusively on the recruitment of attacking players, addressing the stark need for goals in a side that scored one of the lowest tally of goals last season.

While the story of last season centered around the pandemic and the club's subsequent run of seven defeats in a row, it doesn't take much analysis to realise that Palace's failings are in attack. The Eagles conceded just 50 goals last season, less than Chelsea who conceded 54, which gave them the 10th best defence in the league overall. 
 
Prior to the lockdown, Palace sitting in 12th had conceded just 32 goals -- making them the 6th best defensive team in the league at that stage. But with just 31 goals scored all season -- only five more than rock-bottom Norwich City -- it's clear where the recruitment needed to be made.
 
Roy Hodgson's side have been linked with a number of different players, the majority of which are in attacking roles. Eberechi Eze, the young QPR attacker who scored 14 goals last season, is likely to be the first signing for the club since they confirmed Nathan Ferguson's arrival, and if reports are to be believed, he could be the first of a few. 
 

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Palace have been linked with Ryan Fraser, the former Bournemouth winger, as well as Chelsea youngster Connor Gallagher and Mainz striker Jean-Philippe Mateta in recent weeks. There have also been some tentative reports of moves for Watford winger Ismaila Sarr and Celtic forward Odsonne Edouard -- transfers which would make Palace's attacking threat infinitely better. Contrast this with players in non-attacking roles -- of which only three linked players fit into that category -- and you can really see a clear focus. 
 
With the start of the season nearing but the end of the transfer window still more than a month away, the potential for moves to happen during the early season is significant. International transfers will have to be concluded by the 5th of October. Premier League and EFL clubs will then be able to complete moves until the 16th of October.
 
The priority for Palace is to recruit players rather than to sell them, and while outgoing moves are likely, they should only take place once sufficient incoming signings have been completed. The club must avoid another scenario where they don't have enough players to complete the minimum 25-man squad -- failure to do so will only weaken the manager's hand as he aims to keep the club out of a relegation fight. 
 

What Crystal Palace can expect from Eberechi Eze - from a QPR fan's perspective

Written by Clive Whittingham

Palace have announced the capture of the highly-rated and massively exciting prospect Eberechi Eze from QPR on a five-year deal, but what can Eagles fans expect from him?

We went to someone who knows him well and asked Clive Whittingham from the excellent QPR blog Loft For Words for the inside scoop on Eze and whether he can make the step up to the Premier League...

Who knows if he'll make the step up? Impossible to tell with these things, but he's got all of the physical attributes, he's got his head screwed on, and he's more talented than just about anything I've seen come out of this league for many a year so he's got every chance. He's certainly better now than James Maddison was when Leicester took him from Norwich. Kalvin Phillips just made the England squad and Eze took the bloke to school at Loftus Road this season when we beat Leeds. It was actually quite embarrassing for the lad, he got sent off in the end. Bless.

The good stuff. He scores all kinds of goals at a frequency of between one every four or five games, and he doesn't play up front. You'll find him arriving late in the box for a few six yarders, you'll see him pop the odd one in from outside the area, he's got an immaculate volley on him, and he has an ability to go past two, three or four players at a time and finish at the end of that. He assists and is involved in goals far more frequently than the official stats let on. I find the reporting of Championship assists to either be incredibly harsh or downright lazy, so we do our own and review it on video afterwards and we had him down for 14 last season to go with his 14 goals.

Some of them (Nahki Wells v Cardiff) show a vision far beyond what you normally get in a Championship player. He's durable, despite being kicked from pillar to post he was our only Championship ever present last season and played in 42 out of 46 league games the season before. He's strong, and beautifully balanced, so he's very difficult to knock or bully off the ball. He's deceptively quick, and all of that combines into him just sort of ghosting and gliding past players. His first touch is pure sex.

The bad stuff. Not much. I've never seen anybody quite as bad at heading the ball. There was a perception that he was a bit lazy and didn't work hard enough defensively in his earlier days at QPR but that's certainly, palpably not the case now he's got 120+ games under his belt and personally I thought that criticism was completely unfounded in the first place. A combination of a young player being overused and tiring quite early in his career, and dare I say the sort of criticism that often gets chucked the way of young black players with a slightly languid style.

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Fitting him into a team will be the thing. We play 4-2-3-1 and he can play anywhere across the three, most effectively on the left and cutting infield onto his right foot. Good examples of him scoring against Blackburn H, assisting against Derby H and winning two penalties at Hull doing this last season if you want to look up the highlights. Actually, just watch this. Ridiculous afternoon...

He's good playing deeper to the left of a target man striker (Jordan Hugill for us last season) and linking up with another ball player at 'ten' (Ilias Chair for us). He can of course play ten himself with wingers either side. We found our most effective method last year was to stick Bright Osayi Samuel (who clubs should also be looking at more than they are) wide on the right and Eze wide on the left which meant defensces got stretched and couldn't double up on the pair of them. If you were to try and play him deeper, or conventional central midfield... I don't know, not sure it could work.

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Other stuff you should know... He got booted out of Arsenal, Millwall, Reading and Fulham's academies before we picked him up. All the usual bullshit about laziness and not working hard enough and not complying with whatever genius system their jumped up U16 coach was trying to play. Very God fearing, expect bible passages on Instagram and a lot of "all glory to God" stuff, so hopefully no Harry Maguire-style summer holidays to worry about. Always comes across really well, very humble and polite in interviews. And his younger brother, who could be his twin brother to look at them and watch them play, is currently doing bits in our U18s so hopefully there'll be another cab off the rank for us to enjoy soon.

And remember that unlike Benrahma, Pereira, Watkins and the other Championship players getting linked with moves, he's been doing it in quite a poor QPR team. We're a really difficult club to play for, and he's stood out as the outstanding talent in the division despite that.

You've got a gem. Beautiful player. So enjoyable to watch. Cheap at the price.

Just don't do that thing where you try him in a couple of League Cup games, give him an hour playing defensive midfield with James Mcarthur in some 4-0 surrender away from home, then loan him out to fcking Stoke or some sht like that. Honestly, we'll find out where you live and somebody will get hurt.

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Why Crystal Palace Need a Healthy Dose of Optimism Right Now

Written by Toby Kinder

There were several times in the last few weeks when I became thoroughly ashamed of my club. Was it the eight game run of defeats? No. Was it the black lives matter pronouncement? No! Was it the ongoing commitment to our current manager? No!!!! Was it the inability to sign a new player within a week of the window opening? NO!!!!! Those kits? NOOOOOO!!!!!

It was the constant volley of negativity linked to each of the above from our fans on social media.I began to dread even looking at the comments under a club ‘happy birthday’ message for Roy lest I’d be left feeling like we’d just lost 0-1 at home to a breakaway on the 89th.

First, the obligatory warning. I’m 58 years old, which means that what follows will come with both perspective and context, both of which appear to be concepts unknown to the get-rich-quick / immediate-gratification / everybody-can-be-a-DJ generation. Those under 30 may well want to look away and not come back.

Secondly, the facts. We’ve just finished fourteenth in the most competitive league in the world. That was our seventh consecutive season in the Premier League. We reached an FA Cup final during that period. The word ‘literally’ is commonly misused, but this was LITERALLY the best decade ever to be a Palace fan. Fact.

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It’s my contention that the ubiquity of social media plus the opportunity to know far more about the world game has coincided in a very unfortunate manner with our current success, creating a new breed of fan for whom nothing can ever be good enough. Of course, one answer could be ‘avoid social media’, and, granted, when I see my mates pre-match at the Victory, or when we chat to the fellas next to us in Block Z, I am reminded of what the real Palace is all about, but, unfortunately, supporting your club in the 2020s is no longer about the Croydon Advertiser, Club Call and the match programme; Twitter, Facebook, podcasts and websites are unavoidable if you want to keep on top of things.

Yes, we lost eight in a row. After a performance at Bournemouth that had BBC pundits tipping us as dark horses for Europe. With an ageing squad who, after the weirdest 3 months any of us will ever know, just wanted a break. With a star player we all know is leaving. With absolutely no fear of relegation. Get that - no fear of relegation! Even six years ago, we would have dreamt of it. Lots of the football before that was dull, granted. But we won at Old Trafford. We drew at the Etihad and Emirates. We beat the Weed away. We actually tore Chelsea apart at home during lockdown. Both West Ham wins were such great fun There were some great performances amongst the mediocrity. Fourteenth is really OK for Palace. Back in 2014, fans were crying out for us to become the new Bolton, or Stoke. We have!

Roy Hodgson is a hugely capable manager. Who says so? Pep Guardiola. He was outhought yet again at the Etihad in January, and he knows what a great organiser and tactician our boss is. He’s conservative, which is a weakness, but also a strength. The opprobrium the poor man receives on Twitter is just staggering after the incredible job he has done for us. ‘Get someone younger in!’ is the cry. To be fair, any new appointment will, de facto, be younger, but what does this mean? De Boer was younger, for sure. I saw calls for Wagner after Udders went down, and Farke this year. They’re engaging, young, and German, great. Does what they’ve actually done in the PL suggest that they’re serious alternatives to Roy? The FDB experience showed how dangerous it is to mess with DNA. We are Palace, a scruffy little club from a scruffy corner of SE London, punching way above our weight. How else should we be playing? We’ve always been a direct side with pace. Changing that would take years, and those years would almost certainly include relegation. No manager gets that time any more. For what it’s worth, I think Dyche is a perfect Palace man. And yes, the Twitterati will hate him. But remember what it felt like under Pulis when we couldn’t be beaten? I loved that.

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Nothing stirs the ire like new signings, or, should I say, lack of. But the hypocrisy here is staggering. Can you imagine if any other PL club’s top scoring player of the year had cost £2.5m? Our keyboard warriors would be aflame. ‘Typical! Why can’t we ever unearth these gems!?’. I walked out of the Etihad with my City mate, and a couple of their season-ticket holders, seeing my scarf, came over and congratulated me on our showing; ‘tell you what, we should have snapped at that Cahill - better than any centre-half on our books’. Even the £3m for McCarthy gave us that bite and shithousery in the middle we hadn’t seen since Cabaye. And, of course, the name that united the FIFA players in ecstacy, Max Meyer, has turned out to be palpably unsuited to the English game. ‘Why don’t we build our team around him?’ goes up the cry. Because he gets knocked off the ball every single time he tries anything other than a sideway pass. A bold move, but a poor one. Yes, we need youth. Yes, we need some excitement up front. But if you throw in Guaita, you’d have to say last summer was remarkably good business.

The new kits are plain. As an ageing mod, I like plain. I happen to think that the white away top is so plain, and at the same time stylish, that I’d consider wearing one myself. The response to the kit launch verged on parody. ‘Disgraceful’, ‘disgusting’, ‘dreadful’ ‘appalling’ were just some of the adjectives wheeled out within nano-seconds of the release. In the age of shadow stripes, fades and zigzags, it’s not going to be appearing in any Just Look At These anthology. But amongst all the bullshit that manufacturers come out with, for me it’s quite refreshing that we don’t have a ‘unique graphic representing the cultural history of Thornton Heath with a jerk chicken motif’ making up our red and blue. And, fans of ‘something different’, just have a look at Watford’s top for 20-21 and revel in plainness.

Beneath all this optimism, I am, of course, a football pessimist. As a South Londoner with no family football history exiled in Devon in the early 70s, I chose Palace as my club aged 9. We were promptly relegated two years in a row. I first got to see the Palace in a cup tie at Home Park in 1975. We were 2-1 down, then got a penalty in the dying minutes. Up stepped our most reliable midfielder, and missed. His name? Terry Venables. The next year, from the third division we got to the Cup semi. And lost. So I don't expect too much from this club. I want to meet my family and friends for a few drinks, then go and support a team that competes. I think my favourite Mr Angry Tweet before my much-needed cull was ‘if Meyer’s not in the team, I’m done with this club’. ‘Done’. There’s a word that separates the supporter from the fan.

Criticism is healthy. Podcasts would be pretty tedious without differences of opinion. But please, please, please, can we not forget where we came from, and who we really are, and in the midst of that, never forget that the answer to almost no question is black or white. Perspective and context aren’t that difficult to uncover, really. I’m down to a very few #CPFC followers on Twitter now, and just ignore comments on Facebook, because it just makes me feel better about a rare something that is in my life to bring joy, and that’s how I want it to stay. There really are some worse things going on in the world than the red stripes on our new shirt not reaching the shoulder.

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